Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?