George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...