Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...