Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...