Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!