Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...