Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...