Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...