Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...