Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...