Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...