Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...