A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...