Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...