A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
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A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
China blames America
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Read The Manual Please!
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