Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...