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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Wearing Polish Underwear
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
The Bar
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How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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I want to buy a golf ball
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Requesting a three day pass
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