Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...