Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...