Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...