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10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
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Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...