Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...