Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...