What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Never talk to the parrot
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What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...