Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...