Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...