The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!