Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...