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At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
The Diaper
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New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
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Things not to say during sex!
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Preventive medicine belief
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