Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...