How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
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There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...