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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
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Cut by a Razor
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Working With The FBI
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