If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.