Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...