Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...