Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!