A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...