Encyclopaedia Britannica
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My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.