Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...