Purchasing a turkey
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The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...