The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...