Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...