Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...