Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...