A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...