Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
For some light refreshment!
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I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...