Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Illiterate?
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Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...