Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...