Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...