Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...