Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...